Despite not actually living in Oxford anymore, deciding instead to live in the city where the streets are paved with gold, Dick Van Dyke dances around your chimney pot and a buying a pint leaves you with no change from a fiver, I have somehow become nominated as an author on this here blog.
My role here is simple. Having been deemed to haveexceptional taste in the fairer sex, and knowing full-well that skateboarders do not attract females due to our withered bones, gnarled toes and post-skate aroma, I aim to provide a visual treat for you lot reading this whenever I remember to use the internet for something other than YouthTube.
What you shall see in the forthcoming weeks and months is the finest feminine specimens the world has to offer in a completely subjective manner, appreciating the beauty that has been put on this earth for us to gaze upon, worship, and generally treat like the goddesses they are.
After all, you can't have the name Broad Sreet without the 'broad'. Yes Donna.